Frog Business

A beautiful, well - endowed, young lady named Carol goes to her local
pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she
notices a box full of frogs.
The sign says: "S e x Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions)."
Carol excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, I'll take one."
Robert packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
Carol nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Carol takes out the instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very s e x y teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens!
At this point Carol is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, Carol calls the pet store. Robert says,"I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, Robert is ringing her doorbell. Carol welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."
Robert, looking very concerned, he picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"